Words of Wisdom
The fortune cookie I broke open yesterday said "You will be the richest person this decade." I consider those words wise, very wise indeed.
The one I opened today said, "Tastes like chicken."
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone
Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk...the trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Just not a sh*tgiver i guess
